5/18/09

High Life Hero #4: Frankie Miller



Frankie Miller is our kind of guy. Why? Because he's clever.

In 1973 Frankie had an idea that I can only assume was the result of drinking High Life. He thought, "Hey, my last name's Miller! That's the same name as the manufacturer of the greatest beer known to man! I need to take advantage of this on my next record..." And there you have it folks, Frankie Miller's High Life. The closest thing we've seen to an album dedicated to the Champagne of Beers.

He's so damn happy on the cover! He's probably thinking of all the other famous Millers who COULD have taken advantage of that blessing but didn't! HAHA! Suckers! It probably went something like this:
Steve Miller - screw you!
Dennis Miller* - you're not famous yet, so whatever!
Glenn Miller - damn dude, you died in a plane wreck and they never found you?? That sucks...

*Dennis Miller has also tried to take advantage of the last name with his crappy "Miller Time" segment on The O'Reilly Factor. It falls short buddy. Real short.

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